So I bought a sex toy.
I have never had a sex toy before now. I never thought I needed one, but it turns
out I do, according to my sponsor, and so down to Babeland I went.
Babeland actually has a location on the Hill in Seattle, right next to a restaurant
called, believe it or not, The Honey Hole, and it’s staff is, well, extremely
helpful. This is no way detracts from the terrible awkwardness of shopping in public
for sex toys.
The sex toy I got is called the Sasi. It is expensive and it remembers what you
like. I couldn’t even get my last boyfriend to do that, so it seemed like a good
deal, especially since it was on sale,and even though the instruction booklet was
some 24 pages long, I felt like I could probably handle it.
I was wrong.
Apparently I needed lube, another thing I have never had to purchase, and also
another toy to get to the G spot that the Sasi can’t reach, where ever THAT spot is.
The new toy has only one speed and that is Motorboat. It looks kind of alien and a
little freaky.
This whole thing is terribly awkward.
I mean, is it supposed to be so complicated to get off? I don’t remember it as being
this way, although admittedly it has been a REALLY LONG TIME, I don’t think things
have changed that much, because I’m sure someone would have mentioned it.
You know, like Hey! Sex has sure gotten a lot more complicated and seriously
technologically advanced in the decade since you last got naked with someone, so
HEADS UP!
*sigh* Lube, for crissakes.
Tracy Lynn Kaply
writes here.
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there's something there called an ” njoy”. One of them is shaped like a smile. Get it. I'm serious. You will NOT be disappointed. It's 22 oz. of surgical grade stainless steel toy that will get all of your spots. Super easy to clean & you might need lube, but not always necessary. Call me if you have questions. Seriously do it. You won't be sorry!
pocket rocket=bliss.
In my experience, if it comes with a manual, then no. Just, no.
Technology needs to keep it's hands off our bodies – well other than porn, I mean what else is the internet for?
A 24-page manual? SERIOUSLY?
No, seriously?
I thought I'd heard it all. Then again, not too many stories start with the line “So I bought a sex toy.”
Seriously? 24 PAGES? Who knew?
I wouldn’t consider the Sasi a first timers toy. It is a very specific toy and very unlike most other toys. It is a really cool and unique toy, but it dosen’t sound like what you were looking for. If you want to come back to the store, I’ll help you pick out something perfect for you, G-spot and all (plus I’ll tell you where it is).
After you get a toy that does all the things you are looking for, I’m sure you will even appreciate having the Sasi in your toy box. It isn’t difficult to use once you figure it out – it’s like learning a new cell phone or a new TV remote.
And lube is pretty awesome. I bet you’ll be disappointed that you waited till now to try it. Lube is actually my favorite sex toy.
So call the store to find out when I’m here. I would love to help you get the perfect toy!
Audrey
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